Moisty

When it's humid, the environment is a little sweaty; it's moisty

A word to describe the feeling you feel when it's humid

Boy it's humid outside, I'm feeling quite moisty

by Ol mate cobber September 15, 2019

moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad March 14, 2018

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

Chucking a moisty

Chucking a Moisty is indicating you have an immense level of ‘froth’ or excitement over something that is happening to/around/for you. Basically getting absolutely moist and wet for it.

Elliot was chucking a moisty when she found out she was pregnant

by Brontesaurusrex June 11, 2021

Raging Moistie

Orihinally created and defined by Pete McInerney (deceased) 2017.

Exceptionally moist vagina,. Can be abbreviated to RM. #RM

Also ragingest of raging moisties with a capital raging moistie

I want to be so attracted to him that I get a raging moistie.
She had the ragingest of raging moisties.

by Raging moistie lover February 2, 2019

Moisty Myres

Imagine a michael myres but with extra moistness inside..

I was being chased by moisty myres
be grateful it wasn't michael

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom December 14, 2017