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1.
A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"
"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"
by Richard777 September 04, 2008
 
2.
noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.
Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
by Not Jordan and Brandon May 07, 2009