1 definition by Not Jordan and Brandon
noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.
Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.
Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?
Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?
Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
by Not Jordan and Brandon May 8, 2009