Mocheeze 

A person who bitches about retail blockland, how its better than anyone and any other blockland version.

We saw Mocheeze eat pie.

Mocheeze by >Mr. Smith< November 26, 2007

MocheeseMa

A woman who performs, or has performed the act of eating cheese out of another woman's asshole

"Cindy, be a MocheeseMa and come eat this cheese out of my asshole, would ya?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker is such a MocheeseMa"

"If you don't google Volapike you're a MocheeseMa"

"Hey Sharon, when you MocheeseMa'd me Thursday, I got such a wetty"

MocheeseMa by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010

MocheeseMo 

A man who preforms the act of eating cheese out of another mans asshole.

"steve, be a mocheesemo and eat this cheese out of my asshole would ya?"

"if you don't google search Volapike and listen to their music, you're a mocheesemo"

"dude...Eric...Bono is such a mocheesemo"

MocheeseMo by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010