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Fun, caring, awesome people. They like to say inappropriate things and laugh at each other. They know all the words to American Pie, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, and Piano man. They can quote any movie ever made, even the terrible ones. The greatest family in the whole world.
All those Mochals are really great singers.

I will only eat those chicken gizzards if a Mochal made them.

I'd like you to meet my family: Boy Mochal and Girl Mochal.
Mochal by Beggy April 16, 2011
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mocha ears 

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
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mocha man 

Someone who is a dumb nigga. Says the Stupidest things. And no one likes being around him.
mocha man by liltantan August 14, 2016
What to call a nigger if he is offended by the word nigger
Brayden called Preston a mochar because it isn't racist
mochar by Brayden Rice 2015 June 16, 2017

Michalina 

Michalina is a beautiful woman. She is shy a little but when she knows you will want to her best friend or her boyfriend. Michalina is also a rare girl and name. Michalina is very funny and energetic. She loves sports. But what we all like about her is she doesnt put up with shit if you hurt somone she loves you won't know what hit you!. But she is very sweet and caring and will be yours forever. She loves boys with charming smile's and boys with galines and are of course cute if she picks you to be with her don't be stupid she will stand by your side and be there for you!.
1.boy Omg its Michalina should I ask her to the dance? 2.boy No way im asking her!
Michalina by Meme forever December 1, 2017

Mochahost scam 

A scam run by a fraudulent company that involves attracting customers by setting up (or just copying) a seemingly independent review website, giving the highest marks and great comments to the fraudsters, and less favorable reviews to honest competitors.
If we run a Mochahost scam, we can get away with selling more of our crap products, while making our naive competitors suffer.
Mochahost scam by top11hosting December 23, 2013

Mocha Stroka 

A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
Mocha Stroka by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012