Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

Kemper McTwister by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005

McTwister 

(Mctwisties, McTwizzler)
When ones hair has exceeded the amount of nappyness, his hair goes into a stage of interlocking itself to form a tight bonded twist, to where it would just hang, it has no more structure to hold itself up;

(most commonly found in the African American community)

"Yooo son! Guy over there got the McTwister's oh shit that bit go hard!"

McTwister by DaveydNAHS July 16, 2016

McTwister 

When you go to McDonalds on a hot summer day wanting a nice cold McFlurry but the machine is down so you volunteer to make your own by sticking the spoon up your bootyhole and stir the ice cream by going round and round in circles around the cup of ice cream and M&Ms, thus getting your McFlurry AND some extra fudge from your booty hole.

"Sarg, why is this guy out here with a spoon up his ass?"
"Son, he wanted a McFlurry but the machine was broken."
"Another McTwister?"
"Another McTwister."

McTwister by lolabunz4 December 29, 2023