A tattooed apron wearing
douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who
significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring
the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari
Q: Should we get some negronis?
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning
hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will
get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't
fuck that up...
