Top Definition
A Russian mob descendant who like to paint penises, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a Stalin shot glass, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that's infested with squirrels.
Dude, I hooked up with a Mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-Khrushchev poster on her ceiling.
by Lo-pop January 09, 2012
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