A back stabbing heartless bitch that will leave you without a goodbye. He will become one of the greatest friends and leave. Watches a lot of gay porn. But has a tiny dick. But still a pretty laidback asshole. the circumfrence of it is aproximetly 45 feet.
"I was in bed with mitchell and i swear, he had no dick whatsoever and his asshole was bigger than my head."
" where is mitchell, i havent seen him in years."
by Tyler Laxintosh January 13, 2012
A homosexual who loves LARGE HAIRY PENIS.
Ew! Did you see those two guys kissing? They're such mitchells.
by alsdksaldks January 19, 2012
A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.

Stop being such a mitchell and leave those little girls alone.
by little animal September 15, 2009
To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).
Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?
by ndube50 April 10, 2010
mitchell is the worst name you can have for a boyfriend, its embarrassing and some times hard to pronounce. mitchells tend to NOT be hench. They like to leed girls on and use them for rebounds. they are so ungreatful and usually are hard to get on with. they start pointless fights and like to think they are better then everyone. Mitchells never realise how lucky the are to have a girl untill its gone. They appear really nice and charming to girls but can suddenly stop a relationship in a second. They chose butterz girls over pretty ones. FML i hate mitchells....
dayumm, he broke my heart

must have been a mitchell.....
by hatemitchells November 15, 2010
Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape
Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.
by Shawsie64 October 19, 2009
Someone with a very dark skin color.
It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

by The Dark Mitchell March 09, 2009
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