Mister Arms

a man who waves his arms uncontrollably and looks like this:
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Miss Legs gently said "hi" to Mister Arms, he was upset so he began to wave his arms uncontrollably and broke all the windows while doing it.

Mister Arms by Mizzle Armizzles October 21, 2003

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master at arms

a professional dickhead in the navy. a rent a cop of sorts. someone with a small ego that hides behind a silver type badge and a gun and thinks they have authority of everything they see. they are the ultimate buddy fucker in the u.s. navy. also know as a blue falcon. shipmates fucking shipmates since 1976!

bro, that MA(master at arms) really fucked so and so the other night. bravo zulu, blue falcon!

master at arms by dont ever repeat this December 6, 2011

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Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

Armstrong Miser by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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