The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.
“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”
by Greasygreaser May 4, 2020
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A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
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If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?
by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021
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The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
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