Missizippy
A southern state where everyone drinks way too much coffee and thus frenetically flits about all day, making visitors/newcomers bewildered and nervous.
The coffee-guzzling citizens of Missizippy not only "whiz around at high speed" all the time, but they also have to stop and "take a whiz" many times a day, since activity-revving coffee also "goes right through you" at a comparably-rapid pace.
Missizippy by QuacksO October 6, 2018
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