While engaged in a children's movie at a theater, a man cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the bottom of a popcorn bag. When his date reaches in for popcorn, s/he recieves a bonified surprise.
"How was your date?"

"It was great until I started eating the popcorn, he surprised me with a Mississippi Hand Jive!"
by booblay July 13, 2008
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