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mistbeard 

I am a member of the mistbeard church
mistbeard by CorbinSmith August 23, 2017

MishaBeast 

A MishaBeast is a top-notch Beast
That. guy is a Mishabeast
MishaBeast by MishaBeast December 31, 2018

Missappeared 

When something vanishes out of nowhere.
My bag of chips missappeared.

My phone missappeared
Missappeared by Pharmville December 10, 2021

Missheard 

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.
Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

Missheard Alert 

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

Missheard 

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.
Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!