cannon misfire

when someone makes out with a girl who has recently blew a guy off

Elliot Cannon: I totally cannon misfired last night

by Mongolianlakepirate November 12, 2011

Genetic misfire

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.

You're all a bunch of genetic misfires

by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 1, 2007

PBR misfire

When your PBR is so cold it's partially frozen, you open it and the beer sprays everywhere.

Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.

I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire

by huckmewild December 6, 2013

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

Bojon Misfire

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.

He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.

by Papa Blue September 11, 2022

misfire clap

When you try to start a round of applause with the "spark" by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarrassed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.

David: I was at an awards banquet and I saw a girl go up then I tried to start an applause reflexively. No one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.

Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap

by DaWizard65 May 16, 2013