Maggie Minnis has a thicc butt. She makes you hard every time you look at her tits. Even at a young age, she knows how to flirt like a champ. I would date her any day!
Maggie Minnis is so pretty
by ThatStarstruckLover July 4, 2020
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Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.

Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?

Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?

Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
by the Toad September 19, 2010
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Minnie Is a female giving bad head. So I gave her a Minnie squeeze of my cum.
Alex: She is such a Minnie! So I gave her a little of my cum. A Minnie for a Minnie!
by sweet minnieee August 10, 2018
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One who keeps tags on clothing items. Mainly boys who think they are cool by wearing hats but keep all the tags on them!
Minnie pearl a country comedienne on the grand ole opery.she keept tags on her new hats!
by dikkie3207 July 30, 2013
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Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.
You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.
by Bill Guindon April 5, 2006
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ooh, i've got a right itchy minnie moo today.....
by michael .j fox May 23, 2006
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Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?
by Im_Cheating February 14, 2010
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