the most addicting thing in the universe
minecraft is why i'm not bored when i'm at home
by i am a proud PC gamer, so yeah January 14, 2014
The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft!!!!!
tim: Your gay
tom: Why?
Tim: cause you play WOW
tom: ya i am gay
tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay
tom: ok
by wow is gay October 19, 2011
A lethal and addictive drug invented by Notch. This is the most popular drug in the world. It is mostly played by fantards (fans who act as something's biggest fan and reacts like a douchebag) who usually waste twenty four hours punching trees, killing squids, mining gold, and whining all over the place because there is a griefer (Smart e IQ over 75 and makes little kids rage) people with th in the server. If a ranter makes a video hating on Minecraft, fantards will go rage on the ranter. This game also has people with a big fanbase full of fantards. Examples include SkyDoesMinecraft (A stereotypical man that calls gold budder and hates squids), AntVenom (A drunk man that hates cows), and ChinmeySwift11 (A random guy who makes a video series called Minecraft Files and owns a pig.). Never play Minecraft or your life will be screwed by green exploding penises.
1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.

2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!

3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!
by Whinecraft January 27, 2014
A over-rated sandbox game made by Notch that only got its fame from the talentless Yogscast. Minecraft is mainly only played so people can make their own unoriginal piece of shit Minecraft based YouTube channel. It is given much more credit than it deserves, and has to put unfunny references everywhere. Its fanbase consists of 8-12 year old kids, and wannabe YouTubers.

An over-rated indie game that is made for kids/casual gamers.
Real Gamer: I'm going to play some Dark Souls.

Every single kid in the world: OMG U STPD FAGUT, WHY U NO PLAY MINECRAFT. LOL LE FUNNY OVERUSED MEME, U JST JELLY OF NOTCH SKILL AND SWAG #YOLO.
by WookiEevee February 15, 2013
A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
by weirddude62 May 09, 2013
Autism at its finest.
This Minecraft definition will get mass dislikes, due to the fact they have autism.
by CaraTheBossNigga October 28, 2011
A game for autistic people.
John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?
by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 16, 2010

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