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A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
by weirddude62 May 09, 2013
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A really cool sandbox game. In it, you can build anything using blocks. You can play in survival or creative. The ONLY REALLY BIG PROBLEM is that it has been taken over by 8 to 12 year olds. All they want to talk about is minecraft. It gets really annoying. The majority of minecraft Youtuber's subscribers are all squealing fanboys whose life revolves around the YouTuber even though they are actually funny or good at making videos. So. A good game just overrun by little kids. I enjoy minecraft but when most people hear the word they think of squirts whose life revolves around it.
(1)
Overly obsessed fanboy: OMG! did you see SkyDoesMinecraft's new video on YouTube today??!!!!
Normal minecrafter: Yeah but you don't need to go on and on about the game
(2)

Minecrafter 1: Here, come take a look, I built a massive castle that took two months to make.
Minecrafter 2: That is really cool.
by matt the man May 07, 2015
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Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).

It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!

You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)

Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!

Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?

Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!

EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)

Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!

Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.

Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
by DerpzGames December 14, 2015
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A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.
by widecool September 17, 2012
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The best game ever! If you did drugs, you could easily compare this to that! Just look out for Herobrine :)
SnappCraft: What a nice day on this Minecraft server.
Herobrine joined the game
SnappCraft: AW FUCK
Herobrine was banned by AntVenom
AntVenom: Pwned sucker.
by SnappCraft May 12, 2013
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An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!
Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.
by ILikeSkunks July 07, 2015
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A stupid ass game that is as addicting as weed n' dip.
Person1: Imma go to McDonalds, want some?
Person2: stfu I'm playing Minecraft!
by MegaBoy128 May 27, 2015
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