Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.
Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so unsocial
: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago.
Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a psychiatrist
Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!