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A very Addicting game Made by Notch.

The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.
Person 1: Wanna over for the night.
Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores.
Person 1: Such as?
Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on...
Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft?
Person 2:How did you know?
by Epicdonut12 December 16, 2011
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The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.

person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk

person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!

person1,2: Um, We knew that
by Kitty Carvis September 07, 2011
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It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
by aetherX July 05, 2011
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Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.
Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!
by KtWdA November 07, 2012
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A game that kicks complete ass! But some people are Judgmental retards and judge the game by its graphics.
Hey! Have you heard of minecraft?

That game??? That game sucks!

How???

Its graphics are terrible!

So what? Have you played it?

No.....

My point exactly!
by Spy_Round_Hear May 26, 2011
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Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.
Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so unsocial.

Minecraft Addict: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago.

Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a psychiatrist.

Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Rio6969 May 12, 2011
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The best game in the fucking world.

in Minecraft, you can play mulitple different modes. Indev (build whatever you want with unlimited resources), multiplayer, and Survival, which we will be talking about today.

Survival mode involves waking up on an island and buiding shelter before nighttime, when the monsters come out. you can collect wood, stone, and dirt to use to build your shelter. when the first night comes and goes, you'll probably want to get working. you can find caves to mine in, build a giant castle, or build things to help you in your journey.

the game is for computer only and is being made by Notch, AKA Markus Perssun. the game costs about 15 dollars (9.95 quid) and is currently in open beta. when the game is finished it will cost 20 dollars.

(note that i'm writing this definition and i don't even have the game).
Minecraft is awesome.
by Chowderz April 27, 2011
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