Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.
With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.
With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.
by KtWdA November 7, 2012
Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.
Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft
by TF2 Fan June 26, 2016
A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.
by Sendmementalhelp May 21, 2019
The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
by Kitty Carvis September 8, 2011
A game where the hackers quickscope the noobs from the other side of the map but the noobs need wood and shit whereas they have diamond AC130's and Bombing Runs.
by Derendila July 3, 2017
by dynamicvoxels May 2, 2021
Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
by DerpzGames October 21, 2015