The single most addicting game known to mankind. Unlike World of Warcraft
and other MMORPG
s, you pay about $20 for it and it's yours. Those who've broken a previous addiction can stumble upon this and start a new addiction very easily. This drug usually causes anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, the fear of the exploding penis enemies (creepers
), and occasionally having dreams only in blocks.
Bob: Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night.
Tim: What was it?
Bob: Everything was in blocks and this giant green exploding penis came up to me and blew me up, next thing I knew I pissed my bed and I was scared out of my fucking mind.
Tim: Have you been playing Minecraft lately?
Tim: Well there ya go.
The best game ever! If you did drugs, you could easily compare this to that! Just look out for Herobrine
SnappCraft: What a nice day on this Minecraft server.
Herobrine joined the game
SnappCraft: AW FUCK
Herobrine was banned by AntVenom
AntVenom: Pwned sucker.
A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.
An amazing sandbox indie game developed by a small Swedish company known as Mojang AB. The Current devs on minecraft are Jeb, Grumm, and Dinnerbone. The game was originally coded by Markus Persson, he goes by Notch online.
Minecraft is also popular for how easy it is to mod its code. Mojang has even come out by saying that they support the modders. Minecraft mods cannot be compared to mods for other games because of what Minecraft mods are capable of doing to ones game. Take a look at the Applied Energistics mod or Buildcraft. These mods completely reinvent the way the game is played.
Unlike most games such as CoD. Mojang doesn't have a Public Relations department. Minecraft got popular strictly by word of mouth.
Minecraft is the most played game on YouTube. A lot of famous YouTubers make Minecraft Videos (AntVenom, ChimneySwift11, and direwolf20, to name a few).
Minecraft is also in active development, and it's likely to be that way for quite some time as Minecraft is still very popular in the internet gaming community. Each update usually adds new items, blocks, biomes, mobs, and bug fixes.
Minecraft is also known for its community. Its community is full of creative people who love to show off their awesome creations. There is also the modding community where new modders can go and talk code with pro mod developers. (minecraftforge.net, minecraftforums.net)
I've been playing Minecraft since Alpha
Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.
drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!
The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft!!!!!
tim: Your gay
Tim: cause you play WOW
tom: ya i am gay
tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay
A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
A over-rated sandbox game made by Notch that only got its fame from the talentless Yogscast. Minecraft is mainly only played so people can make their own unoriginal piece of shit Minecraft based YouTube channel. It is given much more credit than it deserves, and has to put unfunny references everywhere. Its fanbase consists of 8-12 year old kids, and wannabe YouTubers.
An over-rated indie game that is made for kids/casual gamers.
Real Gamer: I'm going to play some Dark Souls.
Every single kid in the world: OMG U STPD FAGUT, WHY U NO PLAY MINECRAFT. LOL LE FUNNY OVERUSED MEME, U JST JELLY OF NOTCH SKILL AND SWAG #YOLO.