Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.

I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.

Minching by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012

minching the bird 

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

minching the bird by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

Tim Minchin 

A brilliant, British-Australian comedian/musician/songwriter/composer/human who writes and performs songs that are both thought-provoking and hilarious at the same time.

While his appearance can be frightening at first, after watching a few of his videos, Tim Minchin's incredible talent transcends his looks and he begins to appear rather attractive.

And let's not forget his insane piano skills.

Tim Minchin is a master in multiple areas.

I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only doing comedy.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only playing the piano.
I'd go to a performance Tim Minchin only talking about current issues.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only singin... gwell maybe not...

Tim Minchin has harnessed the power of all of his skills and is using it scramble my brains (in a good way)

Tim Minchin by y-ye-yea-yeah! November 29, 2011

peach-munching 

analingus; rimming; ass licking

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!

peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021

Munching 

to love someone while rocking/supporting a mullet

Gabe is munching Meghan
That guy is munching her

Munching by davemullet March 2, 2010

Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Munching the Mekong by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

Moose Munching 

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

Moose Munching by julio montoya December 27, 2011