A town in Ontario surrounded by cities like Missasuaga, Burlington and Toronto. This is one of the most waste areas in the gta and has some of the most waste high schools Br, Ck, Md, Jv. The only link up spots are Msc and dons where anyone ages 06+ can get easily stained on their ones. In this town the 06’s act up too much and the only likeable ages are some 05’s and most 04’s. Almost everyone 05+ has a chooch on them. There will most likely be a fight every week near msc and dons and if you need anyone to ride out for you just buy an older head food and you’re good. This is Milton and I am lowkey proud to live here.
by Onlyflyprivate August 2, 2019
Milton can be a strap for the penis if used correctly. Miltons tend to come in many shapes and sizes many are small though. They prefer to live around giantess anime titties and masturbate their tiny penis there. The most annoying Milton goes to D'Evelyn Junior/Senior High School. They are also known to have brains the size of a grain of sand.
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by hollowknight collector April 6, 2020
A Twitch streamer who is an otherwise normal man who lives in the land of maple syrup and fake currency. He has unusually tiny hands and a love for mayonnaise and other creamy delectables.
by Panda_Picking_Pickles November 8, 2019
A little angry asian boy who racks disiprin. Goes around trying to make people respect his authoritah! Likes pretending to be a policeman.
by Cunts March 21, 2020
The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
by Emo Skater June 15, 2007
A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
by Steve802 October 16, 2009
by sarahstar September 13, 2007