Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless
"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"
by Red_Meem June 20, 2019
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The act of thinking you know it all when you don’t, because you’re too young to know it all.

Alienating co-workers or people in general around you due to your arrogance and ego of “knowing it all” when you don’t.

The self-absorbed ideology of the meaning of life when you don’t know anything but what your few years on this planet has allowed you to learn.
His millenialism kept me from being able to truly connect with him as a proper peer.
by tahoegrasshopper April 18, 2019
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1. The sequence of notes that alternates between the fifth and third notes of a major scale that is used as the musical hook of pop songs of the era between the mid-2000's to 2010's.

2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.
Oh no, not another shit song on the radio again with that stupid millenial whoop "wa-oh...wa-oh" sound.
by JamSlams October 21, 2017
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A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.
Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.
by mepface January 24, 2022
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The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.
“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”

“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”

“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows
by Noodle of Death January 28, 2019
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The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been

brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
A millenial male is the worst thing one could aspire to imitate.
by Don'tbother November 20, 2017
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When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.
He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration
by Gstergg June 26, 2017
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