Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.
If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.
by George Schwanz November 8, 2011
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A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.
Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!
by USAF Cadet August 6, 2021
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slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk
After striking out with ladies at the bar last night Tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut butter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy.

Because Tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (BE ADVISED: Chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines).
by agent32jack November 7, 2009
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A style of interlocking pavement bricks shaped like Milk Bones. They are prevalent on the Mexican Riviera, especially Playa del Carmen.
Whoa! Checki it out Babe... The bricks just switched from Honeycomb style to Milk Bone style! How 'bout a Margarita?
by J-Dub Superdawg October 30, 2013
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What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.
It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
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When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.
Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.
by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019
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