by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
by milky-way October 5, 2016
Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
by Jwizzzle16 December 29, 2010
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
guy2, she must have been on her period.
by rev_b April 9, 2009
by Bigd4ddy69 April 4, 2018
The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016