Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs April 5, 2018

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019

chocolate milk

said in a high pitch voice, chocolate milk is the code word for alcohol. It is used so you can talk about "alcohol" in a parental setting so your mom and dad have no idea what your talking about

Dude I want some chocolate milk right now so i can get knurd and put my shosh machine in a latte.

by Josh Shayefar January 28, 2008

Chocolate Milk

Also known as Marijuana. Originating from the name given to the type of weed. Sometimes can be called "headies."

"Frank had some dank chocolate milk last night. We all got really stoned."

by King Kahn January 5, 2010

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 18, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime

Chocolate Milk

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

chocolate milk

when u ejaculate into the ass of a woman and you squeeze her cheeks so the shitty cum comes out and you or her or a innocent bystander drinks the shitty cum.

tommy:im cumming!!
sandra:oh yea
tommy:im gonna get me a big glass of chocolate milk.

Lets go make some chocolate milk with your grandma!

by CutBleedDie May 13, 2006