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Girl 1: Milad is sooo cool!
Girl 2: I want him to blow his load on my face!
Girl 1: Me first!
by Bailey the Blind Watchdog November 10, 2004
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Milad means tight he isnt a wangsta fo sho he is a real gangsta n who eva thinks athawise can see me
person1: milad is so cool
person2:hell ya
by allaa April 27, 2005
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awkward guy, pretty chill, defenitly aint no damn snitch, this mothas hard
ay i heard the cops got him, dont worry its strait hes milad
by anonlikeme August 12, 2012
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the action of sleeping with everything that walks OR breathes. can also be used as a noun for someone who sleeps with anything that walks or breathes.
he just pulled a milad by sleeping with that fugly girl.
by pouijoerg December 16, 2005
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A wankster who tries to change his absolute appearance to be "cool". Usually found after the outburst of G-Unit. The milad is usually found with his slutty girlfriend, Who has a Cabbage Patch Snatch. He will be pumping your gas in a few years so remember the name.
That wankster is such a Milad.
by Alex April 15, 2005
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a gay kid who thinks he got swag but really don't
Person 1 : hey did you see that milad kid yesterday?
Person 2 : dude no way!! did you see his fake nikes??? WOW WHAT SWAG!
by thedefinitionator September 16, 2014
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