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Mike Brown 

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet
Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."
Mike Brown by Babaquan December 31, 2014

MIKE BROWN TASK 

Open task or assignment that is left OPEN or put off for many months or years for no reason.
MIKE BROWN TASK Dated 04/15/2009
Internal Notes: Per customer's request follow-up to see if their ePRO 500 shows in our system. Customer claims they took the ePRO Course when originally presented and received ePRO pin and Certificate however has everything packed away somewhere and cannot locate at this time. I informed customer they will need to present a copy of paid ePRO invoice or copy of certificate and or some sort of proof the course was complted, understood.

MIKE BROWN TASK Open Task Dated:10/29/08:
Received call, spoke to William. Customer offered a suggestion: Suggestion is for us to have the ePRO Directory profile have a "check" box to select if you want to received calls to your cell phone from un-solicited callers. Mentioning if the ePRO graduate puts a "check" in the box it will show their "cell phone" number in red which will all show a small paragraph in red as well warning non-solicited callers that are not intended for the business of Real Estate or applicable business to "Not Call This Cell".

Mineblown 

When a guy is playing is playing Minecraft and his dick gets sucked. It is also proven that when getting mineblown that you are more likely to find gold, diamonds, and sometimes emeralds in Minecraft.
Jack: Hey Brittany give me head while I play Minecraft.
Brittany: You want to be mineblown?
Jack: Yes.

*15 min later*
(Jack phone Trevor)
Jack: I just got mineblown!
Trevor: You are my hero.
Mineblown by Paazy August 17, 2012

Mike Brown 

A man who looses his job due to the Dwight Howard Curse. See definition of Dwight Howard Curse.
Person 1: Damn, Mike Brown lost his job? What?? It's the beginning of the season?
Person 2: Yeah, he got cursed by Dwight Howard. Known as the Dwight Howard Curse. Go look up the definition on urban dictionary, fool.

mickeybrown 

a homeless person who holds a personal conviction against routine passers-by. Most commonly found along the sidewalks of well-populated urban settings.
Business man #1: Hey, you're a little late to the office this morning, did you oversleep?

Business man #2: No, I was arguing with some mickeybrown down on 5th. I told him to get a job like the rest of us.
mickeybrown by Sam Polk March 20, 2007

Mike Brown'd 

Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!