Mike

slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.

here comes mike king of all the land

by long serving queen of mike February 22, 2010

Mike

A wobbly man

Hayley- Do you know Mike?
Sian- Yes, he’s very wobbly!

by Bigbihbaloney April 6, 2018

Mike

The name Mike is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Mike is: Who is like God? Gift from God. In the Bible, St. Michael was the conqueror of Satan and patron saint of soldiers.

We shall name him Mike, he will be great one day

by wildwolfdogthing March 15, 2017

Mike

Deranged faggot

Mike's a deranged faggot

by LOL_RIZALIAN March 6, 2019

Mike

A skinny kid who is shy but eats to much bcz he is a whale

Mike beat Joey hard

by Hejdifkdnendnf February 5, 2019

Mike

A 17 year old pedophile who has a bunch of lil girlies on his side. Super retarded, gets pissy and sends his army of thots when you say something wrong. Not to mention he’s a total pussy

:: “oh god, look who’s coming over”
::; “Jesus fuck it’s mike”

by iranoutoflube December 8, 2018

Mike

The most annoying, gay kid on earth that makes the worst comeback on earth and spazzes all the time.

Someone: Your gay

Mike: I’m gay!?! Your the one who tried to rape me you gay ass. Fuck you!

Someone: I didn’t try to rape you! You pulled me on you!

Mike: Yeah sure you gay ass

by Mike Is Gay 69 October 24, 2019