Mike

A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS

holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?

Mike...

by V3n0m811 October 22, 2010

Mike

A guy who's too cool for school. He's pretty good at video games. Drives a pretty nice car but could use some work. He has some girl and some guy friends. Has the chance with some girl but needs his balls to drop first. Is better than what he thinks he is. Is way to cautious and needs to throw chance to the wind.

Me: MIKE ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!!!
Mike: bububububut i don't know
Me: OMG quit being a chickenshit!
Mike: I'm not. I just don't know whether I should....
Me: Thats the exact definition of being a chickenshit. Dude she wants you to!

by Stretcherton April 15, 2013

Mike

Okay, so a guy called Mike is usually very sexy and funny. You can talk to Mike for hours and never ever get bored. When you look at him, he takes away your breath <== That's how hot and sexy he is.Usually people say that hot people are dumb and very conceited. And most of the time this is true... but NOT when talking about MIke. Even though he is extremely hot and bangable, he is also pretty smart and understanding. Sometimes he may act like he is very conceited and "into himself" kid, but he is just pretending, trust me. If you get to know MIke, you will soon understand that he is one of the best friends you can ever have. He may be a very big dick( usually he refers to himself as an 'asshole'). Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest and caring people you will ever meet.

Naturally,most Mikes skate, but other may ride a bike, scooter, and car as well.ALso some mikes are 'Scene'
Mikes usually LOVE music. They say that Music is one of the biggest parts of their lives.

scientific name for Mike is Mikeuis Sexyoulis Fuckaholicus. <3

1.Me: hey look at this kid! he is mad fucking hot!
My friend: DUHH. His NAme is MIke ! DUH

2. Syd: OMG! This kid loves music
kerry: DUh. HE is a total MIke

by damnvanitysex June 26, 2010

Mike

A real man. All them ladies are jealous of any woman dating a Mike. His hair parts like a beautiful waterfall. His eyes look like the ocean. His lips are warm and he kisses reaaalll good. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. Mike is fearless and will buy tampons for his woman. He is also very inappropriate in public places. I loooooove me some Mike.

What is that God-like figure hovering over my bed? Ohh, it's just Mike.

by Sweet Macaroon September 28, 2012

Mike

The cutest, most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing, a little shy at times, but really funny! Colorblind, but he's still the coolest kid ever. Mike is adorable, sweet and I love him!

Mike: Hey, you in the purple shirt!
Girl: My shirts pink..

by cheellleeeee May 20, 2009

Mike

Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short.

I love mike so much, it makes me crazy

Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.

by IloveMrPerfection December 13, 2011

Mike

A wonderful, charming, gorgeous, adorable, cute, happy boy who attracts all the older women. He acts like he doesn't like it, but on the inside it's totally obvious. Mike is athletic, social, and fun to be around. He is currently single. I repeat, CURRENTLY SINGLE.

"Woah man, who's that kid who just passed by?"

"I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."

by simsturgess! May 20, 2009