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The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.
It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.
by Miffon Master December 06, 2010