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A term that Howard Beach native, Gabriella Monte coined back in February of 2022, where instead of asking for mittens to retrieve a hot dish from the oven, she shockingly asked for "miffens..." This triggered a lightbulb for the beautiful yet confused young girl, prompting her to commercialize the creation of these fashionable gloves; meant to be utilized within the confines of a chef's kitchen.
"Holy guacamole girl...you've got some set of miffens on you..."

"Lenny Castro?...it can't really be you.. holy mother of miffens!"

"Come play with my miffens daddy!..."
miffens by D Money Baby July 11, 2022
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I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.
Miffins by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018
Rare and endangered male who lives in a very frigid climate and likes to wear Peter Pan costumes on occasion... lol

Has a great variety of Peter Pan costumes available,
but mostly keeps them in hiding, for fear of someone kicking his "Peter Pan Ass."
"Miffers, I'm going to kick your Peter Pan Ass !"
Miffers by annonymous February 9, 2004

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.
FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)
milfenstein by Jamie H January 12, 2005

tangoly muffens

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!
tangoly muffens by BottomDop February 20, 2022

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck
milfenstein by Jamie H June 11, 2003