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1. Mife
A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.
Dude, check out that beard, I 'aint ever seen a mife like that before!
by yummyburgers Aug 29, 2005 share this
2. Mife
(mom + wife = Mife)

When your wife treats you like shes your mom.
Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please

Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself

Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch

thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
3. Mife
The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.
Jack was in a mife
by AJ Apr 23, 2004 share this
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