Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023

midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 29, 2019

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Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.

“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.

by YungElderly June 16, 2023

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midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl March 17, 2018

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Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

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