A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.
guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 7, 2011
When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.
Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.
Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.
by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018
When you get to a point in your life where you realise there’s not 11 genders and everyone is smoking crack you then go back to your birth gender as reality has hit
Vicky: I just turned 46 realised I am a women
Sev: oh Yh that phase when we we’re all smoking crack was crazy
Vicky: Yh THERES only two genders fucking idiots
Sev: Yh midlife gender when you realise you are your original gender is where it’s at
Sev: oh Yh that phase when we we’re all smoking crack was crazy
Vicky: Yh THERES only two genders fucking idiots
Sev: Yh midlife gender when you realise you are your original gender is where it’s at
by Mekout April 27, 2020
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)
Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)
by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009
The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"
by Papoose19 June 12, 2017