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abbreviation, choke on my cock, good to use in mixed company or around parents and such so as not to get slapped in the back of the head
hey billy, COMC ! !
by jack the wack May 07, 2008
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Check out my collection. Commonly used preceding a picture of someone's collection, often board games. Made popular by /r/boardgames
COMC Avid gamer for 20 years. Here's my collection and my game loft. Happy to give you thoughts about any game in my collection!
by Fusion89k August 25, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Commented on my comment.
My mom COMC and said I should wash my mouth out with soap.
by digiwigi August 10, 2016
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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