n. A blatant homosexual of small stature. Thinks Sl00t is his girlfriend, but she is simply a whore. Firm supporter of censorship. Firm supporter of anal sex.
For Boner's sake Midg, you are a fag.
by 166 April 10, 2004
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1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).
That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.
by ScibWriter July 20, 2009
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N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.
Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*
by The Angel Klaus May 5, 2004
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Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians
Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack
by Chaz1889 June 27, 2020
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VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.
I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.
by crypt0bot August 15, 2018
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a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 January 22, 2004
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Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.
by Uglor September 6, 2006
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