Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.
by Mylameusername February 21, 2022
a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.
Tim Middleton is a psycho
by DCLXVI February 21, 2005
Wow! Look at that Ben Middleton with the 9 inch cock, juggling chainsaws while singing the national anthem.
by Gut_Shot_Ben December 18, 2016
Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.
by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 7, 2022
Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs
middleton in teesdale is a shithole
by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020
He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!
by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022
The soon to be pretty damn hot queen of england, and by far the hottest member of the english royal family
by rob_96 April 28, 2011