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Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.
Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
by DeGringo October 01, 2009
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