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Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD
Bill Gates leads the Microserfs
by SouperIan November 16, 2004
 
2.
Typical microsoft employee.
Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth
by OddCharlie March 27, 2014
 
3.
Someone who is beholden to the infallibility of Microsoft products.
Only a Microserf could believe that someone else's newly deployed and fully patched linux server with no email binaries could be responsible for SPAM originating from their own W2K network.
by bondibox August 28, 2013