The state of unemployement, terrible college football teams, yeah appalachian state did beat michigan. The state of saddness. The state covered in a fozen wasteland. I feel sorry for them up in michigan. Oh we dont give a care for the whole state of michigan cause we're from OHIO! 4 game win streak for the buckeyes!
I feel pitty for michigan.
by Adam Sparks April 9, 2008
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A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.
by matt March 11, 2005
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a horrible place were entertainment is watching snow fall. Crumbly roads that get paved every other century and the ugliest state!
If you want to be bored and depressed go to michigan.
by michigan is dull!! April 7, 2004
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Canada, Canada Jr., state of losers, state of which fans tend to throw things at opposing athletes (who are better than them, of course)
I can go to Canada and still stay in the United States by going to Michigan... but I wouldn't 'cause that place sucks.

They should go ahead and officially change the name of Michigan to Canada Jr.
by IH8C4n4d4@MichiganSux.org September 28, 2005
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A state over populated with wanna-be Canooks.
by Christopher LaRock July 28, 2003
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a state so conservative, it is a surprise that it swings democrat
yep michigan
by YoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyo October 10, 2008
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Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb

Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh

*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020
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