This Grandpa is one of a kind. During mass, he rapes his grandson by burring his fingers deep into his tight butt hole. He is a professional rapist. He also during the week days parks his truck outside of the church and jacks off in it for two hours straight. He is awaiting the next butt hole to stretch. He especially likes stretching 4 year old boys. Who will be the next victim of his 14 inch cock?
Micheals Grandpa is gay.
by Beth Jerry April 16, 2018
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When you end a discussion with a pun about the original subject
"Why do we ask questions? .... bla blah blah ... because it is a wise thing to do."

"did you hear Georgs talk last night?"
"Yea, and in the end he was Pulling a micheal"
by Eashy0 April 4, 2017
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The worst fnaf ship we have other than glitchtrap x william. its incest and pedophila that the gachatubers have made. its even worse if its the soft AU
Person 1: Hey what is the worst fnaf ship?
Person 2: its obviously Micheal x cc dude
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bethany and micheal are the schools cutest couple. he always makes her laugh and is very tall. she can get jealous if he talks to other girls, but over all he makes her feel like a princess. everyone in the school is jealous of this relationship because they way she treats her is a girls dream come true
bethany and micheal are the perfect relationship
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A cranky sarcastic old man with a penis the size of texas.
I know he has a sign that says get off my lawn but he really is a micheal brewer.
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A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
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A term for marijuana used by vegans.
Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.
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