Strong, tough, dangerous, sexy, amazing, lucky, and amazing man! Knows how to make a woman yodel and does everything exceptionally well. Writes the sweetest poems and songs oh oh oh. Loves unconditionally and is very forgiving

Did you ever meet michaelpatrick?

Michaelpatrick by Linny yodels October 24, 2023

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michaelsauris

A Michaelsauris is a fabulous person who has a great personality and a zest for life and all the weirdness of life.

O: You’re homie is such a michaelsauris

A: I know right

michaelsauris by Potatoland April 9, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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