The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the cliché-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.
Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.
The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.
Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.
The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.
Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"
by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009
A devil sent from hell to reek hell's demons toward all.
If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
by dr. smerf face January 29, 2010
by That guy who stole my money November 19, 2010
Most common opinions on Twilight and its author:
Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.
Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.
Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.
Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.
Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Stephenie Meyer's name is spelled after her father's, Stephen. She often goes by "Steph."
Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
by InsertBrilliantNameHere April 14, 2011
A sexy beast who will grind on your bitch at a Ohio bar and tell everyone he was seeing his grandchildren. He also is the greatest Football coach of all time and he makes sure to give every player a beating in practice.
by XSexHaver69 December 24, 2021
by raybanbuddy August 2, 2010
An American author known to wrote the Twilight series. The series is about a bunch of sparkling vampires who sparkle and makes teenage girls tingle in the wrong places.
Miss Meyer's time would have been better served had she spent had she done some sit ups or gone jogging instead of writing this abhorrent series. Maybe then a real man would touch her.
Miss Meyer's time would have been better served had she spent had she done some sit ups or gone jogging instead of writing this abhorrent series. Maybe then a real man would touch her.
by llama llama ducky August 30, 2012