Mexijoke 

(1) Jokes that can only happen in mexico.
(2) Anything you see in mexican television channels.
(3) Anything that's in the mexican newspapers these days.

Foreigner: What is this "Juanito"?
Apathetic mexican: Oh, that's just another mexijoke.
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Foreigner: I've been hearing this AMLO, AMLO, AMLO. Is this a new mall in mexico city?
Apathetic mexican: No, it's a long running mexijoke.

Mexijoke by pepe2009 December 3, 2009

Mexicoke 

(n.) A large, bottle of soda produced in Mexico. The bottle is usually taller than the regular bottles found in the U.S and contains a wide variety of sodas. These sodas range from the oh-so common Coca-Cola to Jarritos.

These drinks are normally sold at corner stores and local Mexican restaurants in the United States.

Man 1 - "Dude, this weather is making me crzy thirsty!"

Man 2 - "Well how's about we stop by Stripes then?"

Man 1 - "For what?"

Man 2 - "Some mexicokes!"

Mexicoke by Sexy Man Svet May 21, 2010

MexiCoke 

Coca-Cola sweetened with sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. Sold in Mexico, but can be found in the United States at some corner stores, bodegas, and at chain grocery stores during Passover (Kosher Coke).

"Man, I'm really craving some sugar, but not that fake stuff. I'm going to run down to the bodega and get a Mexicoke."

MexiCoke by President Melissa March 22, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012