Mexican_Pirate 

Me.xi.can Pi.rate
1) A fag
2) A silly bitch who keeps menacing The Suckage but does shit because he's too fukkin retarded to do anything.
3) A mongoloid fuck who wanks to President Bush's speeches

Synonyms:
Robo-Jesus,Vegaya,Vegeta,GokuXvegeta,Dark_Rain,homo,fag,fucktard

History:
This person has always seen all non-republican lifeforms as human trash, and thinks all countries who don't exactly do what george bush tells them to do should be nuked. He has also raised a few pro-Bush, anti-democrat and anti-rest-of-the-world forums which were all spammed by The Suckage which he tried to scare by telling them he would "hack" them. Yet he hasn't done anything because he's a frustrated fat fairy fuck with the intelligence of a bottle of ketchup.com m8s

"The gayness in this thread is bigger than Vegaya himself!"

Suckage member: "Mexican_Pirate?"
Mexican_Pirate: "yes?"
Suckage member: "You are a fag."

Mexican_Pirate by Pukist September 21, 2005

Mexican Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.

After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

Mexican Pirate by imacracker February 5, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012