Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 23, 2021

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 18, 2014