Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.
Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!
by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009
n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
by Renee April 17, 2004
by Rhoniem February 1, 2017
The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy April 24, 2010
A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018
by Mitchg1 October 30, 2011
THe sexual act of wearing a feel doe while fucking someone. As the man 'pulls' out the feel doe goes into another person turning the man into a metronome.
by Hawk887 December 1, 2021