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memologist 

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.
Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."

MemeOlogist 

The science of memes. A person with large amounts of knowledge on memes and whom shows exemplary effort to study memes and how trends/events/people affect the memes we view everyday. The knowledge required to be a MemeOlogist is to understand how memes work and how important they are.
I think im becoming a MemeOlogist with all this knowledge on memes.
MemeOlogist by MemeOlogist September 15, 2016

methological 

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.
My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.
methological by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

mitrologist 

A person who collects and studies hats and headdresses to better understand their underlying cultural meaning.
The mitrologist just gave a lecture on what can be learned about Latin America through its hats and headdresses.
mitrologist by Elliott777 March 12, 2007

Ethologist 

A branch of knowledge dealing with human ethos and with its formation and evolution
the scientific and objective study of animal behavior especially under natural conditions
one who studies the habits of his less cerebral peers
one who sips espressos with a large book on the table and remarks on the curiosity of the urban distinctions in that particular locale that looks like an Ethologist over there ignore him

a stuck up middle class undergraduate student who's aim is to dissect the bourgeousie lingual dialects at his school
any of a variety of Atheist supremacists Ethologist Atheists
Ethologist by greekmangeek February 12, 2010

methological time 

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.
I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.
methological time by mostdiggity January 8, 2015