Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10
The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero
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Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
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An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
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Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
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A unit of measurment.
my peen is 12 Semi-Meters
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Refers to the meter of the total amount of fluid in the measured time interval at the selected time interval. Simply put, it is a meter used to measure the flow of fluid in a pipe or open channel.
The flowmeter is further divided into a differential pressure flowmeter, a rotameter, a throttle flowmeter, a slit flowmeter, a volumetric flowmeter, an electromagnetic flowmeter, an ultrasonic flowmeter, and the like. Classified by media: liquid flow meter and gas flow meter.
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